So I was sitting in math class the other day and we happened to be turning in a project that day. So this one girl gets up and walks over to the professors deck so she can stable her papers together before handing them in.

Now the professor had brought his own stapler and set it out on his desk when he came into the classroom and had left it there the entire class.

And just as this lady starts to reach for the stapler, the professor looks at her, deadpan, in the same moment the classroom goes silent, and he says in the kind of voice people use when they are trying to be heard over several conversations

"PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY STAPLER"

The girl couldn’t even speak, she was so taken aback. I have never seen a person look so genuinely horrified and confused. The prof then says in quite possibly the quietest voice possible, 

"Would you like to use my stapler? You may."

The end. 

It’s things like this that make me appreciate educators with a sense of humor

Wow I’ve been absent for a bit. 

Yeah I’ve been busy with stuff. 

I have some new stuff to post though. Gonna queue that shit like right now.

k-sainty:


WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE IN LOVE WITH ME?

So uh how ‘bout object-head Giffany?

k-sainty:

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE IN LOVE WITH ME?

So uh how ‘bout object-head Giffany?

victorluvsalice:

officialaliceliddell:

Alice: Otherlands has been confirmed. The Kickstarter will be released later this week and will go on for around two weeks. It is for the rights to the Alice film, not the game series. Otherlands will be a series of animated shorts, not a game.

It is also possible to obtain the feature-length film rights, but it will require an extra half a million dollars compared to the $100,000. OZombie has also been cancelled due to lack of interest and time constraints.

Later this week?

meganhedgehog:

Confirmed to be Torakaka this upcoming Nekocon 17!! Hope to see you all there :)

JEALOUS