Finally got my first official cheesy bean and rice burrito since the revival~
Definitely deserves added pico, to make it authentic
1) My hands aren’t symmetrical.
2) I swallowed a baby toad one time
3) I get a little TOO excited about things
4) I’d make a damn good cashier. Or a bird.
5) One time I got really sick and had a fever of like 103. Essentially my brain was melting. Three days went by like this. Sometime during the second day, I accidentally took too much Robitussin and watched Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus and basically it was the funniest thing ever.
The one constant.